"This is our last class," Anakin said. "Today we're going to the capital of the Hapes Consortium, a planet, conveniently enough, called Hapes. Due to the light reflected off of the seven moons surrounding Hapes and the shimmering nebulae of the Transitory Mists, the inhabitants of Hapes never know true night. Most of the surface is untouched due to ( Read more... )

"Today you're going to Naboo," Anakin told the class as he ate the last of the Bavarian donuts he'd stolen from yesterday's teachers meeting. "It's a Mid Rim planet just before the Outer Rim sectors, but despite its location, Naboo has been a political powerhouse in recent galactic politics. Naboo is a geologically unique world in the galaxy: a ( Read more... )

"Today I am sending you to the forest moon of Endor," Anakin told the class. "It's the furthest moon from the planet also called Endor, but Endor the planet is a gas giant and launching you into it would negate the whole purpose of a class called 'Try Not to Die' because you wouldn't be able to survive ( Read more... )

If you thought Anakin was going to apologize for his behavior last week, you must be very, very new here, because...no.

Not going to happen.

"Today we're going to Bothawui," Anakin told the class, pulling up a holographic projection of the planet. "It's home to an intelligent sentient species called the Bothans--" another holo projection--, "who ( Read more... )

Anakin was in a black, black mood today, students, so...sorry about that ( Read more... )

"Hello everyone," Anakin said, sipping from his cup of coffee, "today we're going to a slightly more challenging world than Coruscant was."

Aren't you excited, class? Be excited!

"This one is called Kashyyyk--with three y's--and it is the homeworld of a species called Wookiees--with two o's and two e's. They look like this," he said, flipping up ( Read more... )

Anakin met the class out in front of the Portalocity office with a cup of coffee and a slightly evil smile on his face ( Read more... )

Just like they had for the past several weeks, class met up in the usual spot outside the Portalocity office, only today there was a distinct lack of Skywalker presence ( Read more... )

Anakin and Ben were back at Portalocity. "Today we're heading to Delhi, India," Anakin said, pointing to it on a map he'd made Ben hold up. "It's very humid, very hot, and very, very crowded. Please don't get too lost during your challenges ( Read more... )

Ben and Anakin were waiting in their usual spot for their students to arrive. "Welcome to Kaz-" Ben frowned, then tried again. "Kazik ( Read more... )